Name: Woobie "The Woob" Jiggitt (aka Bill Stinocher)

Role: Guitarist/Vocals

Not much is known about the Woob's early years. He was found wandering a lonely stretch of wooded highway when he was in his early teens. It was later found out that he had been raised by a wild, unruly group of Badgers wielding spoons.

However, this much is known: The Woob is world renown for his tinker toy construction methods. He once was sighted riding a whale shark, just outside of Monterey, California. And he was the lead triangle player in the mega triangle band Dead Horse Platypus. Ding! Ding! Ding!

Needless to say, he can entertain himself anywhere, at any time of the day or night, in all weather conditions.